Even if you are a Kahlil Gibran fan, you have to concede that
this is at least kinda funny because it is, at the very least, kinda true.
The Prophet?
Father said what?!
Good thing I brought a pen — the reconciliation talk was sooooooooo good. I’m looking forward to writing it all down.
Father was discussing prayer and reminding us that
“God is talking to us all the time.”
. . . pause . . .
“That’s how I know God is a woman.”
After the hoots and howls died down he had to make peace by adding,
“And I know God is a man because the world is in such disarray.”
Well, OK then.
