The Prophet?

Even if you are a Kahlil Gibran fan, you have to concede that
this is at least kinda funny because it is, at the very least, kinda true.

Published in: on November 11, 2007 at 7:01 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Father said what?!

Good thing I brought a pen — the reconciliation talk was sooooooooo good. I’m looking forward to writing it all down.

Father was discussing prayer and reminding us that

“God is talking to us all the time.”
. . . pause . . .
“That’s how I know God is a woman.”

After the hoots and howls died down he had to make peace by adding,

“And I know God is a man because the world is in such disarray.”

Well, OK then.

Published in: on March 24, 2007 at 12:18 pm  Leave a Comment